Albert Boris Vader is a 19-year-old teenager who enjoys duck herding, watching YouTube videos and cookery. He is gentle and brave, but can also be very standoffish and a bit selfish.

He is addicted to shopping, something which his friend Jed Abel O’Reilly pointed out when he was 17. The problem intensified in 2019.

He is an Argentinian Christian who defines himself as straight. He didn’t finish school.

Physically, Albert is not in great shape. He needs to lose quite a lot of weight. He is very tall with walnut skin, black hair and black eyes.

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. His mother left when he was young, leaving him with his father, who was a drunk.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a professional sports person called Anya Taylor Thomson, who was 7 years older than him. They broke up because Anya felt Albert was too materialistic.

Albert’s best friend is a teenager called Jed O’Reilly. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with Asher Owen and Suzanne Sullivan. They enjoy worship together.